Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Christmas Rentals

This is rubbish. Why does Adrian Chiles languish in the tv hell that is Working Lunch and Match of The Day 2, when he is obviously a presenter of a higher calibre than the moribund Lineker-monster. Also, Adrian doesn't show up on shit crisp adverts.

Y'see, this is what Xmas does to me...

Why does Sarah Jessica Parker have a career on telly and in the movies, whereas the fit one (the redhead) has vanished from the cultural radar?

Why does my cat decide at 5am that it would be the perfect time to begin his own off-key performance of the greatest hits of Kraftwerk?

Any help would be greatly appreciated...